Here is how two people looking at the same thing can see it VERY differently. A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: ‘I am blind please help.’ There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking […]
1. SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES , MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION. 2. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT’S […]
A water bearer in India had two large pots, each hung on each end of a pole which he carried across his neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, and while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water at the end of the long walk from […]
A teacher teaching Maths to seven-year-old Laiq asked him, “If I give you one apple and one apple and one apple, how many apples will you have?”Within a few seconds Laiq replied confidently, “Four!” The dismayed teacher was expecting an effortless correct answer (three). She was disappointed. “Maybe the child did not listen properly,” she thought. […]
” Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” “It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper .” “If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching […]
Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books? The local author says “Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after” & REFERENCE BOOK says “2 humans ascended a certain geological […]
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the […]
A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I […]
The following is a philosophy that makes lot of sense. You don’t have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you’ll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Mr.Olympia […]
A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again. […]
