Interesting Definitions

 School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. 

Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. 

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either” 

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. 

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. 

Father: A banker provided by nature.  

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. 

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. 

Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death  

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11 Responses to Interesting Definitions

  1. sameer September 29, 2013 at 1:57 PM #

    Awesome sara

  2. Sonah November 20, 2012 at 12:42 PM #

    Intelligent and witty definitions, in the classical British culture of humour and sarcasm.

  3. skybeen August 27, 2012 at 4:43 PM #

    so nice… pretends to smile….facts of life

  4. Ismaila Baba August 15, 2012 at 7:05 PM #

    interesting, most are really true

  5. sharif123 August 3, 2012 at 8:03 PM #

    Conference, Committee defintions are really matching in practical sense.

  6. Manzoor Ahmed August 3, 2012 at 11:54 AM #

    hahahhahahhahahah the definition of Atom Bomb is awesome

  7. Manzoor Ahmed August 3, 2012 at 11:52 AM #

    hahhahahahahhahahha the definition of Atom Bomb is awesome

  8. Ahed91 December 18, 2010 at 8:46 PM #

    It’s nice >>> I must translate it to my languages >>> I will give a link to you >>> you deserve it >>>>

  9. Irfan Chohan May 19, 2010 at 4:04 PM #

    must be as like commted with these comments….

  10. AUWAL March 30, 2010 at 4:39 PM #

    Very humorous indeed. Seriously, sensible.

  11. maali March 30, 2010 at 4:22 AM #

    liked it 🙂