Life Insurance:A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Awesome sara
Intelligent and witty definitions, in the classical British culture of humour and sarcasm.
so nice… pretends to smile….facts of life
interesting, most are really true
Conference, Committee defintions are really matching in practical sense.
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It’s nice >>> I must translate it to my languages >>> I will give a link to you >>> you deserve it >>>>
must be as like commted with these comments….
Very humorous indeed. Seriously, sensible.
liked it 🙂