Once upon a time a couple completed their 25th year of marriage. They had become famous among their friend circle for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. And now their friends had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret. One of man’s friend asked, “Dude, It’s unbelievable. How […]
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. ~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ […]
photo credit: christian.enders A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.~ Milton Berle “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” ~ James Holt McGavran I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~ David […]
In a classroom, the Teacher was teaching kids about family and children. There was one boy Akram who asked so many questions about children. Akram: I have one brother and two sisters. Teacher: Do like your brother and sisters. Akram: I do. I love big families. I have over 20 cousins and I love it. […]
A Polish(native Poland) man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the […]
David had his wife Karen had just completed 35 years of married life. During a party, David was asked to by his friends the benefits of a being married for such long duration. “Tell us David, what have you learned from all these wonderful years with your wife?” David responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is […]
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I […]
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: […]
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! ————————– Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. ————————– Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. ————————– I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two […]
Wedding Joke Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.” Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then […]
