Family Joke in Classroom

In a classroom, the Teacher was teaching kids about family and children.

There was one boy Akram who asked so many questions about children.

Akram: I have one brother and two sisters.
Teacher: Do like your brother and sisters.
Akram: I do. I love big families. I have over 20 cousins and I love it.
Teacher: How many kids are you going to have when you get older?
Akram: None (with a strange look)
Teacher: Why (confused face)
Akram: My wife will have the children not me!!!

(contributed by Nouman Bantan)

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17 Responses to Family Joke in Classroom

  1. mohamed December 1, 2014 at 4:03 PM #

    thanks sara funny

  2. shajhan November 18, 2014 at 12:46 PM #

    hahaha so funny

  3. shajhan November 18, 2014 at 12:44 PM #

    HAHAHA very funy

  4. Akram December 22, 2012 at 11:45 AM #

    Silly joke no humor …… Akram is a male name for Ho Gh 20 unless in where he lives males produces

  5. saad March 31, 2012 at 12:47 PM #

    very nice\

  6. Seas March 28, 2012 at 5:26 PM #

    real funny, nice one.

  7. shahbazyounis March 27, 2012 at 12:17 PM #

    hahaha…….nice one

  8. IY March 23, 2012 at 5:37 PM #

    Not that interesting or entertaining…. A very ordinary one..

  9. Ho Gh20 August 13, 2011 at 9:46 AM #

    IQ, Akram is name of a female no male,
    so Akram will produce baby,

    • SyrianGirl December 5, 2011 at 6:55 PM #

      Were I live Akram is a boys name so it works  for us =)

      • Sara December 6, 2011 at 4:27 AM #

        Akram is always a boy’s name. Never heard any girl Akram 🙂

    • SyrianGirl December 5, 2011 at 6:55 PM #

      Were I live Akram is a boys name so it works  for us =)

  10. Rizwan-ul-Haq July 11, 2011 at 12:37 PM #

    There were few children playing when an elderly man approached.
    After asking their names he asked them when were you born.

    1st  chlid replied Monday…..
    2nd Child replied Tuesday……
    3rd  child replied Wednesday……..

    So all of them replied then the children  asked his name & when he was born.
    The man gave his name & when he told that he was born Sunday

    As soon as he said Sunday all the children said in unision said how come you
    were born on Sunday? Sunday is a holiday.

  11. nacira June 30, 2011 at 8:44 PM #

    soooo funny

  12. Abier June 30, 2011 at 1:20 PM #

    Hahahahahaha smart guy – unfortunately girls can’t use i :O

  13. Anonymous June 30, 2011 at 9:23 AM #

    lmaoooo that taught me somethin the next time im asked that question LOL 🙂