Happy Couple – Very Funny

Once upon a time a couple completed their 25th year of marriage. They had become famous among their friend circle for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. And now their friends had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret.

One of man’s friend asked, “Dude, It’s unbelievable. How did you make this possible?”

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: “We had our honeymoon after marriage. we selected the horse riding, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said “This is your first time”.


She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said “This is your second time” and continued…..

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!

I shouted at my wife: “What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?”.

She gave a silent look and said: “This is your first time!!!”.

Husband: “That’s it. I understood her, I accepted her as it is, and hence we are happy ever after. “

One of the Secrets to become Happy is: “Accept the person as it is”

Dear Married Readers. Please share some tips of a Successful Marriage.

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29 Responses to Happy Couple – Very Funny

  1. ALI AHMED February 2, 2015 at 4:03 PM #

    This is not true story from woman side. I have heard it from man side to give lesson to woman.

  2. Syed December 18, 2014 at 1:04 PM #

    Really Good One……Admin Team/Sara You ROCK!!!

  3. Jola Animashaun July 10, 2014 at 1:38 PM #

    It’s good to know your spouse ‘inside out’
    Lol. 😀 😀 😀 😀

  4. Shahid Raza January 28, 2014 at 10:20 PM #

    very good

  5. P.Callychurn March 16, 2013 at 3:19 PM #

    He had no choice, but to comply and not complain.”La bourse ou la vie”, as the French say.

  6. Muhammad Tanvir November 29, 2012 at 12:39 PM #

    i think is good way to improve the position of women in front of man but theses stories are not always applicable in this World?

  7. Sabbi November 27, 2012 at 6:37 PM #

    As your mails are often serious, I was reading this one with the same attitude. Twist was good, except here wasn’t any lesson… 😛

    • Ali - Admin November 28, 2012 at 2:20 PM #

      Hahaha…nice compliment Sabbi.
      Its just that sometimes we just need to enjoy.
      The Moral is Enjoy!!!

  8. Zeeshan Jamil November 27, 2012 at 1:59 PM #

    hi hi hi. I am married.

  9. Wasim November 10, 2012 at 11:47 AM #

    This is ur first time too and i give two chances only while u give three 🙂

  10. Fa Khan September 16, 2012 at 10:45 PM #

    This is a real story of numbers of husbands who are ha ha ha happy because they have done twice…………………………..

  11. Mohamoud September 16, 2012 at 11:49 AM #

    conflicts happens, and theres always a way out of it, but not by violence.
    lets put down the guns and talk this out in a civilized manner, we dont hav to let the guns do the talking here… domestic violence is totally unacceptable… and to accept any thing that comes out of the person no matter what it is, is also wrong. There’re some things that can not be acceptable. ?? ???? ??? ??? ??? which means speak out the truth even if its bitter to say it or for the other side to hear it. We have to know how to create mutual understanding. Our beloved Prophet PBUH said what means that u have to create a lot of excuses for your fellow muslim when he/she does wrong you, before even hearing out what the have to say. When it comes to married couples, its even strongly recommended. May Allah guide us all to the path of understanding.

  12. Ian September 11, 2012 at 11:43 AM #

    Reading the story was fun and reading the comments down here was funny too.

    Its seems that all the experienced guys here have poured down there thoughts. Now it keeps me guessing how many of them got a warning or two of this sort.

  13. Altaf September 11, 2012 at 10:11 AM #

    Interesting story, but not a right context for that subject.
    Sara, thanks for sending funny jokes. some of which are really funny and educative..

  14. Zafar Iqbal September 11, 2012 at 7:39 AM #

    Oh My God! Sara!

    Don’t make us laugh on such a serious situation.

    Jaki is so right. And Abier wants a gun. Lord!

    But seriously, listening to your wife is listening to reason. And I can say that with 35 years of married life. And happiness and sadness are part of life, whether you are married or not.

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 3:07 PM #

      But living out of fear from wife??
      Is that a life!!

  15. Mubarek AL-Amin September 11, 2012 at 3:54 AM #

    Wow I’d create a Happy and sad Mask face on a honeymoon to set off the mood.

  16. jaki September 10, 2012 at 4:07 PM #

    When I was a student I read a short story by Somerset Maugham. Probably its name was ‘The rain’. While describing one of the chracters the writer wrote, ‘twenty years of married life had taught him that it’s always conducive to health to leave your wife with the last words’. I thought Oh! that’s a fine lesson to learn for a happy conjugal life. But when I got married, to my utter surprise I found that, in a conflict I was using the following words,’ ok, that’s it. I don’t want to hear any more on that’. I found that it also works. However, Don’t get me wrong! Sometimes, it’s my wife who uses those words. It works that way too!!

  17. khaled_nabasoft September 10, 2012 at 3:35 PM #

    He is a hero indeed .. “your first time” .. ouch .. gotta admit that I can’t live with that ..

  18. Nazeer Ataullah September 10, 2012 at 12:56 PM #

    We should know to diffrentiate between machines and living creations.

  19. sharif123 September 10, 2012 at 12:22 PM #

    The mother in law was taking something to her just newly married daughter in law. Suddenly a cat came in between and growled. The mother in law immediately chopped the cat’s head off. Daugther in law understood mother in law means business. Since then daugthter in law forgot how to talk loudly.

  20. sk ashif September 10, 2012 at 11:57 AM #

    Ha! ha! ha!

  21. Abier October 11, 2011 at 8:30 PM #

    LOL! i just told my mom that i want a gun in what we call “maher” in the arab world! xD

  22. mustafa August 3, 2011 at 3:10 PM #


    Really it is

  23. Admin October 3, 2010 at 2:19 PM #

    LOL its true

  24. Imran September 18, 2010 at 9:17 PM #

    action speaks louder then words

  25. mahwish August 21, 2010 at 11:25 PM #

    excellent story! very nice website 🙂

  26. Riyas Pallikere August 21, 2010 at 2:40 PM #

    hi hi hi… gr8

  27. tajammal May 18, 2010 at 3:18 PM #