Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = […]
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Funny Haircut Ad in India
Money isn’t everything!
Money can buy a House…………But not a Home Money can buy a Bed…………..But not Sleep Money can buy a Clock…………But not Time Money can buy you a Book………But not Knowledge Money can buy you Medicine…….But not Health So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this […]
Very Funny & True Definitions
Marriage It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters… Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life So that you can die rich. Father A banker provided by nature. Criminal A person no different from the rest ….except […]
10 most Stupid Questions – Funny Answers
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, […]
Ultimate Interview
OFFICER—– ——— –WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —–M P. SIR OFFICER—– ——— –TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE— ——— —MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER—– ——— YOUR FATHER’S NAME ? CANDIDATE— ——— —-M P. SIR OFFICER—– […]
True Outcomes of Mistakes – Just Awesome !
Different People Do Different Mistakes (An interesting presentation) (more…)
10 Funny Awkward Moments Everyone Has Experienced !
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Who is the Fastest?
Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest. The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow, then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”. The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and […]
Selecting a Place to Eat – Age Matters
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss-and- discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because they have very nice waitresses Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again, and once again they discuss-and- discuss where they should eat. Finally it is agreed […]