10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask.
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask.
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb fellow.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair.
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding.
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth.
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a woman asks.
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Good one again, you rock Sara.
Thanks for sharing!!!
You are welcome 🙂
So funy
HAHAHHAHHHAAA
Too funny , .. person was in temple. He met his friend accidently question: ” What are u doing here ” answer: “don’t you know i have come here to see a film:-P “
hahahaha….
Too funny , .. person was in temple. He met his friend accidently question: ” What are u doing here ” answer: “don’t you know i have come here to see a film:-P “
Equally stupid questios are asked at the airport, by friends and relatives of the passenger due for departure. And he is all too happy and willing to answer same question several times.
lol….. it was too funny
Damn funny! I liked the questions and all of the answers. Really funny! ha ha ha!
Very intelligent answers to not-so-intelligent questions!
The questioner got his goat!
haha!!! nice!
how about this one:
your eating something hot(heat) and your face turns into flames
stupid question: is it that hot?
answer: no! its soo cold im freezing to death!
i mean realy? people ask the werdest things and funny how our answers are always sarcastic!
Some of these situations are very true
ispired (and partly copied) from ‘MAD snappy answers to stupid questions’
A common sense is a sense which is not so common.
A common sense is a sense which is not no common.
common sense is not very common
that happen with all the world people
that mean……………………?
I wonder whether some or any of these situations is culture bound !
Hilarious. How do people think of it….
dam funny