Who is the Fastest?

Three kids are boasting about their fathers, as to who is the fastest.

The first one says: “Well, my father runs so fast, he shoots an arrow,  then starts running, and he gets there before the arrow”.

The second one says: “That’s too slow. My dad is so swift, he can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.

The third one listens to his friends.Then says: “Nonsense, you don’t know what is the definition of fast. My dad is a government employee. He stops working at 5:00 and he is home by 4:45”!!

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13 Responses to Who is the Fastest?

  1. Rahqi November 8, 2016 at 3:52 PM #

    Good one!!

  2. Farouk Kamal November 8, 2016 at 2:05 PM #

    The Three of them are Big Liars, because their stories are fabricated
    and unbelievable.

  3. s m Waseem November 8, 2016 at 12:23 PM #

    The 3rd one

  4. Bestdude May 11, 2012 at 12:06 AM #

    Funny… Wonda wat d other guys would say

  5. Diaa Al Deen Husam Mohammed May 2, 2012 at 10:44 AM #


  6. PakiGiRL April 22, 2012 at 6:58 AM #

    dat ws shameful for “some” dear:)

  7. HAIDER ALI786 April 20, 2012 at 10:12 AM #

    hahahaha amazing….

  8. Zubair April 19, 2012 at 1:58 PM #

    Corrupt Employee

  9. Nizam April 19, 2012 at 1:48 PM #

    Actually the third is the real happening in the South East Asian Countries, especially in Sri Lanka

  10. sharif123 April 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM #

    Who is fastest? The 3rd one? Faster than speed of light? But nothing is more faster than your imagination speed.

  11. rehan April 18, 2012 at 12:36 PM #


    i m waiting ur email so that my mood will be chill and this did its work

    • Sara - Admin April 19, 2012 at 2:27 PM #

      Nice to know that…share it with your friends and let them enjoy as well.

  12. bualmo April 18, 2012 at 10:16 AM #

    hahahahahaha this made me felt better….i just been from a very depressing mood… i feel fine now