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Very Funny Technology Jokes – Enjoy !!!
Life Before Computers Memory was something that you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A hard drive was a long trip on the road ************** I finally […]
3 Best Computer & iPhone Jokes – Very Funny !
Is there a Floppy Inside ? Customer: “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.” Tech Support: “What does it say?” Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.” Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?” Customer: “No, but there’s a […]
Software Engineer and his Wife – Nice Conversation
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – […]
Computer Poetry – Very Funny
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Compress was something you did to […]
Computer Dependency – Test!!
Here’s a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers. Q: How Many Legs Do You Have? To find out the answer, look down… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . […]
Computer Tech Support Calls
These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you? ********** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing […]
IT Engineer’s wedding Invitation
Types of Wives – Computerized
CD-ROM WIFE She is always faster and faster. EMAIL WIFE Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . HARD DISK WIFE She remembers everything, FOREVER INTERNET WIFE Difficult to access MULTIMEDIA WIFE She make horrible thing look beautiful SCREENSAVER WIFE She is good for nothing but at least she is fun RAM […]