Very Funny Technology Jokes – Enjoy !!!

Life Before Computers

Memory was something that you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A hard drive was a long trip on the road

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I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me was“Whereisthespacebar?”

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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up to the service center and I will fix it.”

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at the service center with the power cord in her hand.