5 Million Dollars

A big time Gangster finds out that his personal accountant, Robert, has cheated him out of 5 million bucks. His accountant is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Robert would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Gangster goes to confront Robert about his missing $5 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Gangster tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 5 million bucks are, that he stole from me.”

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Robert where the money is. Robert signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The lawyer tells the Gangster , “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Gangster pulls out a pistol, puts it to Robert’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”

The lawyer signs to Robert , “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Robert signs back, “OK. You win! The money is in a black bag, hidden in the cupboard at my nephew’s house.!”

The Gangster  asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”

The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

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28 Responses to 5 Million Dollars

  1. Omar A January 3, 2014 at 3:41 PM #

    Double crossing lawyer ready to dispense a human life for his gain. This could be a true story. But the gangster doesn’t seem to be a smart fellow after all.

  2. Roderick September 30, 2013 at 8:21 PM #


  3. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 8:33 PM #

    I support Zafar Malik,, like a proverb which says “everybody is a cheat when lonely’

  4. Zafar Malik January 24, 2013 at 2:02 PM #

    Proves that every third person in this world is a cheat, the first and second person who are not, are you Sara and of-course me. Ha ha ha ha.

  5. sharif123 January 23, 2013 at 10:32 PM #

    Sara do you know personally such type laywers? Stay 1000 miles away from them.

  6. Jasmine January 23, 2013 at 3:52 PM #

    and the lawyer’s name was Tahir ul Qadri!

  7. Tanvee January 23, 2013 at 2:14 PM #

    I think that this is a real way to under stand about the real sense of double crossing or deceive. which every person have to defeat the others.

  8. Nn6878 September 13, 2011 at 3:59 PM #

    I hope that the gangster understands the sign language too,but he wanted to test his lawyer,s loyalty.

  9. Shakabansh5 August 24, 2011 at 6:54 PM #

    This is happend from the lawyrs in these days.

  10. Wali778 August 24, 2011 at 11:26 AM #

    was this joke???

    • sharif123 January 23, 2013 at 10:34 PM #

      no, it’s poem

  11. Goldypearl August 23, 2011 at 8:33 PM #

    how smart and how dum.

  12. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 23, 2011 at 7:55 PM #

    lmaoooo wow ppl will do anything to get money…. :/
    Nice story thou 😀

  13. Humayundaud August 23, 2011 at 9:48 AM #

    lol …

  14. Mamoun shalaby August 23, 2011 at 5:53 AM #

    funny but crime doesn’ pay , always

  15. Junedayz August 22, 2011 at 4:42 PM #

    interesting…and what if that gangster did have the guts to pull  the trigger? what would have happened then?

  16. mustafa August 22, 2011 at 2:06 PM #

    why did the gangster take the lawyer to talk to the deaf man

    does the gangster respect the law

  17. Säjið Säðique August 22, 2011 at 1:00 PM #

    Lawyers these days! :{

  18. Mubarek Al-amin August 22, 2011 at 11:43 AM #

    never know how smart a person is until you talk to the person
    not everyone who looks smart is smart until you hear him talk.

  19. Azharalzubeidi August 22, 2011 at 10:31 AM #


  20. Sunsetmagic1 August 22, 2011 at 9:58 AM #

    Trust no one!

  21. Sam August 22, 2011 at 8:32 AM #

    In the story if lawyer doesn’t know robert’s nephew and if nephew escapes with bag once he hears about his uncle roberts death than what..? kahani mein twist…

    • Samser August 22, 2011 at 10:14 AM #

      Haha its a Joke man and its finish like this not like Bollywood series

  22. Samjith4 August 22, 2011 at 8:31 AM #

    In the story if lawyer doesn’t know robert’s nephew and if nephew escapes with bag once he hears about hih uncle roberts death than what..? kahani mein twist…

  23. Haider Ali786 August 22, 2011 at 8:07 AM #

    NICE ONE….

    • Samser August 22, 2011 at 10:16 AM #

      Have u ever heard a stupid lawyer

  24. Zeeshannoor7 August 22, 2011 at 6:43 AM #

    haha cunning lawer

  25. Anonymous August 22, 2011 at 6:31 AM #

    Hahaha stupid people! XD