One day Mullah Nasruddin enjoying the rain from his window. He saw a man was running in the rain, Mullah called him and said ”O man why you are running from this blessing, The rain is a blessing of God” the man embarrassed and stopped running and started normal walk.
Very second day, Mullah went to Bazar and rain started, Mullah started running to reach home soon, By chance the same man was standing in his window and saw the Mullah,, he called Mullah and repeated Mullah’s yesterdays words. Mullah quickly answered without stopping ”I do not like to run over the blessing of God’
Mulla Nasruddin: “Darling, Darling, there is a burglar in the house.”
Mrs. Nasruddin: “What do you want me to do? Get up and run the risk of being killed.”
Nasruddin: “NO. BUT IF YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING AND FIND THAT SOMEONE HAS GONE THROUGH YOUR PURSE, DON’T BLAME ME.”
“My father,” boasted Mulla Nasruddin in the train, “knew the year, the month and the hour he was going to die.”
“Good gracious!” exclaimed one of the audience. “How did he know that?”
“THE JUDGE TOLD HIM,” said Nasruddin.