The Trains Are Always Late
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
Dumbo: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Friend: What’s he studying?”
Dumbo: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
Two MEN Talking
1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Is Shopping Crime ?
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Man: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping?
Man: Before the shop opened.