8 Hilarious and Wacky One-Liners !


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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3 Responses to 8 Hilarious and Wacky One-Liners !

  1. kvkarunakaran March 26, 2015 at 12:32 AM #


  2. Test February 20, 2015 at 2:47 AM #

    For #4, I would rather take money than….. 😛

  3. Shakil February 16, 2015 at 11:22 AM #

    Nice ‘jokes’ and sayings.

    Hvng had to deal with it several times I think the #4 one is VERY relevant. It is sooooo difficult to turn down a friend while asking oneself: ” WHY did this guy have to ask me this?”.