8 Hilarious and Wacky One-Liners !

#1
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

#2
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

#3
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

#4
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

#5
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

#6
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

#7
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

#8
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.