Man outside Telephone booth: Excuse me !
You are holding the phone since half an hour
and haven’t spoken a word.
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
Husband sent a text message to his wife from office,
“Darling, I will come home late today, please wash all my clothes
I need them for my business trip
and also make sure you prepare some tasty food before I return.”
He sent another text,
“And Darling, I forgot to tell you that I got a promotion at work,
at the end of the month I’m planning to buy you a new diamond necklace”
Wife texts back, “OMG! Is that true ?”
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”.
Wife called her husband
Wife: Dear, where are you?
Husband: I’m at the bank.
Wife: Oh honey, Could you please give me $50 to activate my blackberry,
$100 to do my hair and
and another $200 to buy a new dress.
Husband: Sorry darling, I meant I was at the “bank” of a river.
How about I bring some fish to cook?
A woman tells her friend about her plans for the fourth marriage
“What about your previous husbands?” asks her friend
“Two of them ate poisonous mushrooms and died”
“Oh, how tragic! And what happened to your third husband?”
“He died of a broken neck”
“A broken Neck?”
“Yes, he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms”