Teacher: Which well-known product do we get from Cuba ?
Rehan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do know. Where do you get sugar from?
Rehan: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A non-vegetarian and a vegetarian went to a farm together.
They see a goat eating the grass
Non-vegetarian says: Looks like MY DINNER is eating YOUR DINNER
Husband: If I would have been married to a Witch, I would have been
felt much better than with you…
Wife: But honey marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!
If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables,
then what is Baby oil made from???
World’s shortest joke
2 women were sitting quietly 😀