Man to his Eldest son: You take the 20 Apartments at M.G. Road.
To daughter: You take the 10 Apartments at UB City.
To youngest son: You are my youngest and the dearest son and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Residency Road and Brigade Road.
To wife: Dear, you keep all 30 apartments on Langford Road
Nurse (quite impressed, says to wife) – Wow ! You are a lucky woman to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties and just look at his properties he has it in all the posh localities.
Wife: What properties? what rich? He’s distributing the responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning!!
In a ” Mental Hospital ” a TV reporter asked the Doctor:
How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not ?
Doctor: Well, We’d fill a Bathtub & give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.
Reporter: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger…
Doctor: No ! A normal person would pull the drain stopper.
Please go to bed No.49; We will start further investigations”
You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 50