Morsi and Sisi in USA – Who is Wise?

morsi-sisiWhen President Morsi and General Sisi were studying at the University in USA, Sisi used to always feel animosity for Morsi. Morsi was a man who feared none, but God and because he would never lower his head towards Sisi, their arguments were very common.

One day Sisi was having lunch at the dining room of the University, when Morsi came along with his lunch tray and sat next to Sisi.

Sisi became angry and said arrogantly, “Mr. Morsi, Don’t you understand? A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”

To which Morsi replied, “You do not worry Mr. Sisi, I will fly away !” and he went and sat at another table

Next day the University professor decided to divide the students in pairs and tell them to ask questions to each other and give each other marks based on their performance.

The professor paired up all the students with Sisi and Morsi as one pair.

First Morsi asked the questions to Sisi and based on his answers prepared a marks sheet for him and handed it over to him.

Sisi, full of rage, decides to take revenge during the test and asks some difficult questions to Morsi.

Morsi responds brilliantly to all his questions. Then Sisi, with an intention to disgrace Morsi asks the following question, “Mr. Morsi, if you are walking down the street and find a package and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?”

Without hesitating Morsi responded, “Of course I would choose the one with the money in it”

Sisi, smiling, said, “If I were in your place I would have chosen the bag of wisdom”

“Each one takes what one doesn’t have!” responded Morsi indifferently.

Sisi, already hysteric, writes on the marks sheet the word “idiot” and gives it to Morsi. Morsi takes the marks sheet and a few minutes later goes to Sisi and says , “Mr. Sisi, you signed the sheet, but didn’t give me the grade !”


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51 Responses to Morsi and Sisi in USA – Who is Wise?

  1. Ahmed July 25, 2015 at 3:06 AM #

    I believe you lost the way.you always write good and humorous articles this one does not suit your publications

  2. Abu Hasanain May 20, 2015 at 12:39 PM #

    I don’t know much about these two leaders. But I know one thing the ideology of Mursi is too dangerous. The same ideology followed by Jamathe Islami in Bangladesh, Pakistan, India and elsewhere. Moududi and now Yousful Qaradawi is the spiritual leaders of this group.

  3. Mohamed Hussain March 5, 2015 at 1:55 PM #

    Both the incidents are true facts and happened with Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi in England.

  4. Sarah November 12, 2014 at 8:05 PM #

    This was disgusting to read.. When Egypt is in a Middle of a war right now and Soldiers are Fighting and getting killed, you don’t make fun of it just to promote your website.. Whoever wrote this joke is sick…

    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 13, 2014 at 10:31 AM #

      Sisi is cruel. Whole world knows it. By the way, this post was made in April. Check the date.

      • dr.mamoun shalaby December 12, 2014 at 11:43 PM #

        you said that sisi is a cruel person what evidence do you have .please don’t give such judgments on what you know nothing about

    • Noah A. Lefevre March 2, 2015 at 11:51 AM #

      Sarah, are you an idiot or out of your mind? It clearly says that it’s a satire and not a reality. Sisi is known to be the most corrupt army officer who had been removed, but since US and the Egyptian army was against Morsi, even though he was elected he has been jailed.
      Does that make any sense to you? I’m an American and know this politics!

  5. kvkarunakaran October 27, 2014 at 3:19 PM #

    good joke

  6. yadi October 22, 2014 at 11:55 AM #

    funny, but racist

  7. Jamil Ahmed April 23, 2014 at 9:36 PM #

    nice joke

  8. Samra April 23, 2014 at 11:20 AM #

    Despite of political joke it is funniest 🙂 it made me laugh.

  9. Jamiu Aleem April 23, 2014 at 10:03 AM #

    Dear ffj, I think many of your readers are Nigerian,pls cracks something on Nigeria.

  10. Saad April 21, 2014 at 4:44 PM #

    Though fictitious, but really hilarious. 🙂

    • Saad April 21, 2014 at 5:05 PM #

      I don’t think that there was an intent to hurt any one’s feelings. This was just a fiction and just for fun.

      • Ashraf Gamal October 27, 2014 at 2:35 AM #

        This is not fiction, This is a true story of Ghandi during his study in England. What can you name this?

  11. Sahab Shabbir Muzaffarpur April 21, 2014 at 12:03 PM #

    I think it should be taken just as a joke and not a political satire.
    Still just that Sarah has entered into the politics now, I would expect another joke from her upon the ongoing political heat up in India.
    And for a hint, Narendra Modi befits Gen. Sisi’s character here.

    Sahab Shabbir
    Muzaffarpur City

  12. asmaa April 21, 2014 at 7:58 AM #

    Please don’t speak in politics and be neuteral.let’s respect our humanity and dignity.we’re getting sick of political affairs .plus it’s not nice to impose your opinion on all the readers because you are the editors .

  13. Abdul Awal Miah April 20, 2014 at 2:13 PM #

    Although I agree it is better to keep this site out of political themes, but I liked it for its indication to the true and just. Long live democratically elected President Morsi and down with illegal dictator Sissi in the greater interest of great Egyptian nation!

  14. Shakil April 20, 2014 at 2:09 PM #

    a bit heavy on the sissi whoever they mean

  15. khaled ismail April 20, 2014 at 12:31 PM #

    brilliant, thank you

  16. Mohamed Youssef April 20, 2014 at 5:14 AM #

    A very very poor joke….the worst you have ever sent. One more silly post like this and I am out of here. Trying to describe the foolish stupid idiot Morsi with wisdom is not going to work… every body knows he is the biggest joke in the history of Egypt. Please keep out of politics>>> it doesn’t suite you.

    • Hassan Mostafa April 23, 2014 at 6:38 PM #

      I like your reply and I will join you in case she repeat it .. please keep away frm policitics

    • Hassan Mostafa April 23, 2014 at 6:38 PM #

      I like your reply and I will join you in case she repeat it .. please keep away frm policitics

    • Hassan Mostafa April 23, 2014 at 6:38 PM #

      I like your reply and I will join you in case she repeat it .. please keep away frm policitics

    • Fr December 20, 2014 at 7:13 PM #

      If Morsi is the biggest joke then what we should say about Cc?!!! He cant say a couple of words he is a true fag

  17. abmalik49 April 20, 2014 at 2:19 AM #

    The story actually brought some lessons of life:
    1. Do not be angry towards anyone who has animosity towards you.
    2. The aspect that says people will always take that which they do not have is actually true. Because Morsi knowing he is already wise decided to go for the money. That was a lesson that doesn’t come easily. Why take that which is of no use to you, rather take the one you do not have abd see how you could benefit society from it.

    Thanks as usual, Sara and others!

  18. Yousuf Kamal April 19, 2014 at 10:50 PM #

    Such jokes should not have real names. Any how joke is good but unfortunately it led to unnecessary political discussion which should have been avoided.

  19. Jola Animashaun April 19, 2014 at 8:40 PM #

    Pure politics! 😀

  20. muhammadakbarmy April 19, 2014 at 8:00 PM #

    Thanks alot

  21. muhammadakbarmy April 19, 2014 at 7:59 PM #

    Really made me laugh

  22. muhammadakbarmy April 19, 2014 at 7:59 PM #

    This is awesome

  23. isam farag April 19, 2014 at 5:52 PM #

    Both of them are very stuiped and i am excepecting egypt is not going right at this time and future

  24. Sameer April 19, 2014 at 4:51 PM #

    The editor should know better and never post political jokes like this.
    I ask you where is the fun or knowledge from what you see on the replies

  25. mohammad April 19, 2014 at 4:03 PM #

    It 100% true not Jon presedent Morse is better than who promoted himself and there is no way to make any comparation

  26. um Abdullah April 19, 2014 at 2:58 PM #

    Living in Egypt and seeing things in front of my eyes, I have to say that during Morsi’s time people were not terrorized, imprisoned or killed. He did NOT kill or order his guards to kill anyone and he did NOT intend to sell Sinai to anyone. Those are the lies of the Egyptian media – a media that has been proven to lie many times. Morsi was voted in through fair elections which were over-seen by judges most of whom belonged to the old Mubarak regime – i.e. against him.
    Rabaa square had NO weapons – I have heard that from many of those who used to go there. The anti-coup demonstrations have no weapons – also personal eye reports. But Sisi has killed thousands of his own citizens and imprisoned many more for just raising four fingers in protest to the massacre he carried out on 14th August last year.
    But it would have been better to state real facts concerning real-live people – so we won’t copy the Egyptian media’s habit of lying and being one of the reasons that thousands have been oppressed.

    • ???? April 19, 2014 at 3:34 PM #

      ???? ???? ??? ??????

    • nancy April 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM #

      Oh from another one who living in EGYPT and was watching also what is happening . i can guarantee my dear that people were killed during period in front of his palace , not count the military people

    • Amar Elsheikh April 20, 2014 at 10:33 AM #

      God bless you Um Abdullah

    • Omar Kh. April 24, 2014 at 1:06 PM #

      Totally true Um Abdullah,, and about Itehadeya Palace; 8 out 10 of the victims were pro-morsi ……

  27. Ayman April 19, 2014 at 2:55 PM #

    I believe that we can share what ever we want to share I speeke to people who don’t want to involve politics in the website, dont be stupid like your general Si Si .
    You are so angry because I believe that you are sharing the same quantity of ignorance like sisi (the pimp) any way

    • nancy April 19, 2014 at 3:43 PM #

      So how you speak on people’s behalf who do not want to involve politics and you want to involve politics!!!! if this is case you may agree on not post that story in the first place 😉 am i right? Just to say that my general Sissi was promoted in his place by Mohamed Morsi ( i will not say your president because he WAS for all egyptians during a certain period of time and no need to say what pro Morsi was saying about El Sissi at that time 🙂

  28. Masoud April 19, 2014 at 2:17 PM #

    Not funny at all…. I don’t like it at all.
    All people are sure that Morsi was too stupid!
    You shouldn’t have published it and please take care not to do it in the future or you’ll lose most of your followers..

    • ???? April 19, 2014 at 3:36 PM #

      ?? ?? ?? ???

    • Jehad Qasem April 19, 2014 at 5:08 PM #

      I think we will loose Egypt due to SISI

  29. Elmotasem Bellah April 19, 2014 at 2:14 PM #

    Sisi just saved Egypt from a very dark future Morsi and his dark brotherhood wanted Egypt to fall in , For the people who says Morsi fear none but allah , He was the most coward one ,he sent his people to kill protesters around his castle ,he made ware between Egypt and Syria for no reason , And by the way all his kids has American Nationality , even Mubarak never did that
    Killing was morsi language and arranging Sainai for terrorists groups was his way to make Egypt another Iran ,
    Sisi moved because of a big revolution happened in 30 JUNE
    but no one outside Egypt can understand this ,simply they eat what they gave them in Aljazeera and CNN
    anyway Egypt will remain safe inshaa allah and neither Morsi nor anyone else in the world can affect that

  30. Maged Amerd April 19, 2014 at 2:12 PM #

    I prefer to keep politics out of the site as It is downgrading the level to an area of conflicts and bias. And invite comments which is crossing the line .

    • nancy April 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM #

      No One will be get benefit from posting such “funny jokes”

  31. Jinnyb April 19, 2014 at 2:11 PM #

    This is not fictitious but a true account of when Ghandi was studying in Englad (oxford I believe)

  32. Abu Talib Reda April 19, 2014 at 1:29 PM #

    Sissy is by far a dictator, a killer, and of course, a pimp. On the other hand, Morsi is a just ruler, democracy-abiding president, a man of peace, patient, strong-willed, loved worldwide, stands for freedom, justice, and human dignity. Morsi shall return, and Sisi shall be a history, a very hateful memory in Egyptian’s minds.

  33. Mohamed sabri April 19, 2014 at 12:38 PM #

    Not to involve politics in your Web site is not fun at political bias always lose people keep others as Lynette on the wisdom and beautiful humanity of all religions and ethnicities