Joke 1
A fat man wanted to lose his weight so he went to the doctor
The Doctor told him to do exercise and put him on a diet.
The Doctor advised, “Stop eating excessively. Eat one day and skip the next day, and repeat this for one month. I assure you, the next time you visit me you will have lost at least four pounds of your present weight”
The man came to the doctor after a month and he had lost around 20 pounds of weight.
The Doctor was amazed and asked “Did you lose so much of weight just by doing what I had advised you to do ?”
The man nodded and told, “I followed your instructions sincerely I didn’t give up although I was almost dead on the third day”
“You mean from hunger ?” said the Doctor.
“No, from skipping” replied the man
Joke 2
One day a tram left the track and went into the market and then came back on the track.
The Driver of the tram was called and interrogated.
When asked about the reason for risking the lives of the people in the tram and the people in the market, the driver told, “There was a man standing on the track”.
The Police officers said, “How could you risk the lives of thousands of people just for that one man. You could have run the tram over him and saved the lives of the passengers”
The driver exclaimed, “That’s exactly what I was doing, but the damn guy started running towards the market”
The second tram joke is hilarious. .
The second joke is hilarious. .
That was hilarious… the first joke also reflects the craziness of English language and dumbness of the fat man.. 🙂