“Straight From Heart” Matrimonial Profiles – Ultimate Humour !!!

Here are a few Partner preference descriptions taken from matrimonial profiles

Note: Please recheck your English grammar after reading this


i wish for very simple guy. from educated family from UP state
she is also know about his religion, and other homework

(Homework ??? She’s probably looking for a housekeeper too)


i need a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in home but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast 

(by not putting on his jeans?)


whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, could someone please tell me what this girl wants ? A Lamp ?!)


i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok 

(OK!!!! After reading this one I can say one thing that this person is suffering from “Ok” syndrome)


iam Julie my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
Mother. sister completely married

( I didn’t know people could possibly be half/partially married too !!!) 


my name is Farida and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes 

(Someone please do a favour to her by marrying her !)


I am Swati my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social

(She knows her heart colour ! Truly Amazing !!)


iam Veena. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred. 

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11 Responses to “Straight From Heart” Matrimonial Profiles – Ultimate Humour !!!

  1. owais siddiqui May 18, 2014 at 9:47 PM #

    Really funny! the fact is people don’t know how to write on a sensitive topic like this that is what makes it so funny

  2. khaled ismail April 21, 2014 at 1:56 PM #

    Is this really taken from real newspaper?

  3. Jamil Ahmed April 6, 2014 at 10:15 PM #


  4. nazmat1 April 6, 2014 at 11:31 AM #

    Funny pepoles

  5. Saad April 5, 2014 at 1:53 AM #

    Well this is just for fun not for discouraging or insulting anyone

  6. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 7:30 PM #

    Spelling mistakes

  7. husein kanah October 6, 2013 at 1:13 PM #

    The most important is-though full of mistakes-can be yet understood.

  8. Dori October 4, 2013 at 3:54 PM #

    There is no harm in reading some grammatical errors, I am not laughing at the person, I don’t even know who they are. Please relax a little and do not take life so seriously.

  9. mohjils October 3, 2013 at 7:19 PM #

    I don’t think these are real profiles, I think they are just made up to make us laugh
    so keep laughing

  10. W E October 3, 2013 at 4:54 PM #

    I did not find this funny a bit. I actually found it very disrespectful to make fun of people who don’t know much English. I mean who knows where they live and how desperate they are to move on to “what they think”
    would be a better life by getting married. Kindly do not humiliate any human just to have some laughs…It’s not nice!

  11. Ahsan October 3, 2013 at 3:39 PM #

    Some are funny but some are not. Especially where the girls themselves are looking for the groom and are simply waiting to get married!
    Please do not make fun of such girls who are getting older and cannot find a suitable match because of looks or money or whatever reason.We do not know how hurt they might be deep inside!!!