Burglary In Egypt – Enjoy!

There was this burglary in Egypt , the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees: “Nobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you”. 

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.

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One lady lay on the table uncivilized, the burglar shouted at her “Please be civilised! This is a burglary and not a molestation!”

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”

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When the burglars got back, the younger burglar (MBA) told the older burglar (who is only primary school educated), “Bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older burglar rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”

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After the burglars left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 10 million pounds we embezzled into the amount the burglars robbed”.

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”

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The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a burglary every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”

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The next day, TV news reported that 50 million pounds was taken from the bank. The burglars counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million pounds. The burglars were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million pounds, the bank manager took 30 million pounds with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !”

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The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in shares are now covered by this burglary.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!”