The Defective Laptop & The Girl !

Joke 1

Once a Girl went to a Computer shop and threw down her laptop on the salesman from whom she bought the laptop. Below is their conversation:

Girl: You are crook. You gave me a defective piece. I cannot transfer files from my previous laptop.

Salesman : Excuse me madam. Can you please show me what you did?

This Is What She Did :

1) Right Clicked The Mouse On The File Which She Wanted To Transfer & Selected CUT Option. 

2) Disconnected The Mouse From The laptop.

3) Took That Mouse Carefully & Connected It To The Other PC Where She Wanted To Copy That File. .

4) Right Clicked The Mouse & Selected The PASTE Option.

The Salesman DIED..!


Two Friends – Hilarious Conversation – Joke 2

Hmmmm… Good or Bad!!!

Two friends met after a long time…

Hey, I got married!

Oh! that’s good!

No, that’s bad. she is not beautiful!

Oh! that’s Bad!

No, that’s Good. She’s wealthy!

Oh! that’s good!

No, that’s bad ! she won’t give me a penny.

Oh! that’s bad!

No,that’s Good! She bought me a big house!

Oh! that’s good.

No.that’s bad! The house burnt down!

Oh! that’s bad!

No, that’s good! She was inside…!


9 Responses to The Defective Laptop & The Girl !

  1. ALI AHMED December 6, 2014 at 2:37 PM #

    laptop story good.

  2. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 3, 2014 at 4:13 PM #




  3. ADEGOKE WAHAB May 9, 2013 at 5:44 PM #

    This is stupidity at play

  4. [email protected] May 2, 2013 at 1:30 PM #

    Oh! that’s good.

    • Syed A K Ahmed May 9, 2013 at 3:55 AM #


  5. hazim May 1, 2013 at 6:47 PM #

    One day this will possible.. i m thinking of an invention similar to it..

  6. shakil April 30, 2013 at 3:05 PM #

    Laptop story:
    The girl must be a blonde.

    • The Engineer May 1, 2013 at 2:10 PM #

      So must be the writer of the above comment !

    • Randooo May 1, 2013 at 7:27 PM #

      Dont generalize that is rude