Facebook Future Impact! – plus 2 more Jokes

By Ali - Admin on April 6, 2013 in ar, Jokes

Why are you late? – Joke 1

Mother: Why are you late?

Son: A dog chased me.

Mother: What all did you bring, from the market?

Son: I threw all that at the dog But still it was chasing…

Mother: Why didn’t you throw a stone at it?

Son: Yes I threw a stone on it.

Mother: Then what happened?

Son: When I threw the stone the dog was sleeping and then it started chasing me.

Facebook future Impact – Joke 2

Boy’s status on Facebook…

“I am online from toilet”

His Dad comment on status

“Son come out fast I am on emergency.”

Joke 3

Smiling is the best medicine…

But

If you’re smiling without any reason, you need medicine. 🙂

Cassie ''Cassava Crisps from Kenya'' Nelson December 10, 2013 at 3:39 PM #

:))))
Mohammed Abdul Majeed Siddiqui April 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM #

Jokes are really funny…..
Umar Mukhtar Shago April 7, 2013 at 12:59 PM #

the boy and the smile ones are so funny
Shamsuddin April 6, 2013 at 4:45 PM #

I don’t understand the first one
- sharif123 April 7, 2013 at 7:11 AM #
  
  All jokes are splendid
Jahangeer April 6, 2013 at 3:53 PM #

Ha ha ha the smiling joke is really funny
- Ali - Admin April 7, 2013 at 10:51 AM #
  
  Now I am smiling 🙂
ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH April 6, 2013 at 3:42 PM #

VERY VERY FUNNY,

THANKS FOR SHARING.
- Ali - Admin April 7, 2013 at 10:52 AM #
  
  Welcome Abdul Matin.