The Big Trouble

The Big Trouble – Joke 1

Friend 1: I’m in a big trouble!

Friend 2: Why is that?

Friend 1: I saw a mouse in my house!

Friend 2: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Friend 1: I don’t have one.

Friend 2: Well then, buy one.

Friend 1: Can’t afford one.

Friend 2: I can give you mine if you want.

Friend 1: That sounds good.

Friend 2: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Friend 1: I don’t have any cheese.

Friend 2: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Friend 1: I don’t have oil.

Friend 2: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Friend 1: I don’t have bread.

Friend 2: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???

The Diamond Necklace – Joke 2

A young woman was taking an morning nap.

After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gifted me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You will know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

She was surprised and opened it with full of happiness and found

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a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.