The Big Trouble – Joke 1
Friend 1: I’m in a big trouble!
Friend 2: Why is that?
Friend 1: I saw a mouse in my house!
Friend 2: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Friend 1: I don’t have one.
Friend 2: Well then, buy one.
Friend 1: Can’t afford one.
Friend 2: I can give you mine if you want.
Friend 1: That sounds good.
Friend 2: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Friend 1: I don’t have any cheese.
Friend 2: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Friend 1: I don’t have oil.
Friend 2: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Friend 1: I don’t have bread.
Friend 2: Then what the hell is that mouse doing at your house???
The Diamond Necklace – Joke 2
A young woman was taking an morning nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gifted me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You will know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
She was surprised and opened it with full of happiness and found
a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.