Sameer’s Jokes

By Ali - Admin on January 9, 2013 in ar, Jokes

Sameer & Mom

Little Sameer asked his mother: “Mom, why are some of your hair turning white?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach Sameer: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hair white!”

Little Sameer replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only white hair on her head.”

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Sameer & Teacher

Teacher: “Sameer, why aren’t you writing?”

Sameer: “I don’t has a pencil.”

Teacher: “Sameer, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”

Sameer: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

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Sameer & Daddy

Daddy: Sameer, Whenever i scold you, you don’t get upset, how do you control your anger?

Sameer: I start cleaning the toilet seat.

Daddy: How does that help ?

Sameer: I clean it with your toothbrush

PRAKASH H S May 6, 2014 at 5:23 PM #

Innocently intelligent child
sharif123 October 23, 2013 at 9:55 PM #

The toothbrush joke is fantastic. hope nobody gets offended
Mubarek.alamin January 16, 2013 at 11:48 PM #

`V`?
Nahreen January 12, 2013 at 12:43 PM #

Thanks Sara. So beautiful. Sameer is so cute and funny. I loved the jokes. They made me happy.
- Ali - Admin January 13, 2013 at 6:16 PM #
  
  Glad you enjoyed it Nahreen.
wahab adegoke January 11, 2013 at 7:48 PM #

what an intelligent child
Sonah January 9, 2013 at 2:03 PM #

Sameer and Mom-Tit for Tat. Not easy to fool kids now.