Once a British tourist goes to a historical place in a small village in Bangladesh.
The tourist asks: Can you tell the quickest way to town please?
The villager asks :Are you walking or driving?
The tourist replies: Driving.
Villager says: That iS the quickest way!
He wants Half Bread! – Joke 2
A man walked into a supermarket and demanded half bread…
A boy working there told him that he has to buy the whole bread, but the man insists on half a bread.
The boy went to the manager at the back of the shop and said – A stupid man out there wants half a bread.. then realizing that the man is right behind him, added :..
“and this gentleman here wants to buy the other half!.