A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “In an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Very nice. Thnx.
I really want to know why US people has to chose President from only two people?
Nice one
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Haha. Awesome and very funny
diplomat I never understand what the mean for a diplomat in business for?
top fav is the last lmaooo
never to old to learn something stupid lol
thankss 🙂
the frist wish of a blind man from the god is to get back his eye site, with them he can see the blue sky, stars, the beauty of nature, creatures, distinguashs between the darkness and light, it is a tool after our heart gifted by god to us, I wounder if we human all look at the things the same way ? I wish that was the case so that the diffrences of idioligy’s/bleaves would have no place in our life to part us away from each other.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
great
loooool! i love the one about the voices!
Gr8 Tip, wanna borrow some money , borrow it from some1 u know who is pessimist.. he won’t expect it back lOl ,,, I give it a try… 🙂
tats a gud idea….if 50!!!! u hve 2 celebrate fashion show instead of president vow…….
Hi,Sara : I would like to say use your mined rite think deeply before make any decision
Cool leker quotes
Haha soo nice, loved the one with the presidents
Thanks for sharing 😉
Two people for president in America. 50 is too many to manupilate!