You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.