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14 Funny Quotes – Enjoy

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part […]

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15 Funny & Meaningful Definitions

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies more. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKEN: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed […]

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True & Funny Life Quotes

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.  ________________________________  To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.  ________________________________  The road to success??? Is always under construction.  _______________________________  In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.  ________________________________  All the desirable things in […]

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