US Marine Assaults African Immigrant

A young man is riding on his motorbike by the zoo in New York when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The youth jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the youth brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the young man says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”

The young man replies, “Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”

The youth replies, I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: “US MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”

….and THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days…

20 Responses to US Marine Assaults African Immigrant

  1. Shakeel October 28, 2013 at 7:07 PM #

    Yes i agree with the anonomous second story, it is happening like that only.thanks all.

  2. Mubarek.alamin January 17, 2013 at 12:59 AM #

    Excellent English Ppuurrppllee People

  3. khouane January 16, 2013 at 5:47 PM #

    for anonomous ,
    it’s the same thing but by deferent root

  4. khouane January 16, 2013 at 5:43 PM #

    it’s a great idea i never thought the reporter tell the truth i agree with him

  5. Anonymous January 5, 2013 at 8:11 PM #

    I know, it’s so sad…

  6. Aman January 2, 2013 at 10:48 AM #

    Sad, yet unwillingly we have to accept this irony. Thanks for the story.

    • Ali - Admin January 5, 2013 at 12:44 AM #

      Welcome Aman.

  7. Hameed January 1, 2013 at 10:34 AM #


  8. Yunus January 1, 2013 at 3:31 AM #

    The media is the most potent war against Muslims.

  9. madooo12 January 1, 2013 at 3:08 AM #

    yes, it’s even worse here in Egypt

  10. anonomous December 31, 2012 at 3:25 PM #

    well there is also another stroy similer to this 1:

    a young man was walking in central park in new york.suddenly he saw a a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. he runs over and starts fighting with the dog. he succeeds in killing the dog and saving the little girls life. a policeman who was watching the scene walked over and says: u r a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: brave new yorker saves girls life”. the man said” but im not a new yorker.the policeman says”ok it will say brave american saves girls life.but im not an american says the man. what are you thesays the policeman.im a muslim says the man. the next day in the newspaper it says”islamic extremist kills poor dag

    • anonomous December 31, 2012 at 3:56 PM #

      soz i wrote the wrong thing meant to be islamic extremist klls innocent dog

      • Syed A K January 1, 2013 at 12:54 AM #

        Thnx anonomous, for the timely remembering of that Good Old story

        • anonomous January 2, 2013 at 3:18 AM #

          ur welcome!:)

    • sharif123 December 31, 2012 at 11:04 PM #

      More realistic than Sara’s

      • anonomous January 2, 2013 at 3:19 AM #

        lol ye i thought that 2

    • sharif123 July 15, 2013 at 6:53 PM #

      It happens and it’s naked truth

  11. Siddik December 31, 2012 at 12:32 PM #

    Simply superb…

  12. Ahamed December 31, 2012 at 11:59 AM #

    Well the real scenario of how the reporters are 🙂

    • anis ahmad December 31, 2012 at 9:56 PM #

      Oil producing Muslims are in the list of richest persons of the world – still we don’t have our media. We have spoiled our image. if we want to see the news we turn on BBC and CNN. we all muslims must read and teach our kids to read the Quran and Hadith with meanings/ translation.