The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”

Whats’ Shortage – Joke 1

Four friends , a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a American were walking down the street.

A reporter comes to them & says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?”

The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”

The Russian says, “What’s meat?”

The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion?”

The American, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me?”

The Wife’s Dream – Joke 2

A Husband & wife were sleeping when suddenly the wife woke up from a bad dream, and started crying.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

Husband: “It is ok dear, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”