The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”

Whats’ Shortage – Joke 1

Four friends , a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a American were walking down the street.

A reporter comes to them & says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?”

The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”

The Russian says, “What’s meat?”

The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion?”

The American, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me?”

The Wife’s Dream – Joke 2

A Husband & wife were sleeping when suddenly the wife woke up from a bad dream, and started crying.

Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

Husband: “It is ok dear, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”

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3 Responses to The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”

  1. mohamed December 30, 2012 at 9:35 PM #

    all saudians know verry well what’s shortage…
    only the king, his families and who works for the profit of the king don’t know what is shortage!

    • mazen December 31, 2012 at 3:48 AM #

      i totally agree with you! the west have no idea about “shortages” of saudies!

  2. sharif123 December 30, 2012 at 8:45 PM #

    Brilliant & sensitive wife