10 Witty One-Liners

Sign At A Barber Shop :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..


My Grandfather Is Eighty

And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….

He Drinks Juice Straight Out Of The Bottle.


Sign In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….

One Lung At A Time!


On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success,

The more The Relatives.


Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,…

Don’t Stand In Her Way….


Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.


Getting Caught

Is The Mother Of Invention.


Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You Sleep Alone


The Surest Sign

That Intelligent Life Exists

Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.


Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment

Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


5 Responses to 10 Witty One-Liners

  1. Nahreen October 7, 2012 at 7:04 PM #

    Funny and enjoyable

  2. skybeen September 30, 2012 at 9:05 PM #

    i liked

  3. Ian September 30, 2012 at 6:25 PM #

    All are good but the hospital (smoking) warning is great. Sweet Humor with a pinch of salt 🙂 .

  4. Paras September 30, 2012 at 4:55 PM #


  5. sk ashif September 30, 2012 at 2:48 PM #

    Good jokes!