10 Witty One-Liners

Sign At A Barber Shop :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….

One Lung At A Time!

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On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success,

The more The Relatives.

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Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,…

Don’t Stand In Her Way….

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Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

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Getting Caught

Is The Mother Of Invention.

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Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You Sleep Alone

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The Surest Sign

That Intelligent Life Exists

Elsewhere In The Universe

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment

Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.