NASA was interviewing Engineers to be sent a mission to Mars.
The first applicant, an American Engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to Stanford”
The next applicant, a Russian Engineer, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars.
“I wish to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of technology.”
The last applicant was an Pakistani Engineer.
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewers ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked…
He Replied, “$1 million is for you, I will keep $ 1 million, and well give the American engineer $1 million and send him to Mars”
Once day Sameer came home from school and said to his Dad, “Daddy, I was punished in school for something that I didn’t do.”
His Dad exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The naughty Sameer replied, “My homework.”