Lecturer: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for starting a new Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”
The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?”
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied “My wife’s first husband.”
that’s really a worth of respect. how i wish all men are like him.
Nice jokes!!!!!
But I agree with my “half” namesake, iqbal. There are many people who do care for their wives. I am one of them!!!!!!!!
l like them all but i wondered if still there some who care about his wife.correct me if there is 🙂
A good show of ‘Sense of humor’ but not very funny!
But why universally ‘wife’ is being accused for so many negative references as the readers are having experience of these articles and Quotes – may be Sara can help.
Sara,
Are you married?
What a straight cover drive Engineer! Hope Sara will answer you soon.
HAVE ANY PLAN :PPP
Good question Engineer!! 🙂
Endure your wife for they give you the cooling of your eyes (children) and ensure the continuity of your lineage.
Wives are sisters and mothers and they are the gift of allah to all of us. Imagine this world without them!!!!!
Infact there cannot be any world without them!!
lol… That’s why i understand know why they are referred as :
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
WIFE : Who Irritates For Everything
*now
wives are very nice
lol