Marriage Jokes

Lecturer: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for starting a new Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!


Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?

Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?”

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied “My wife’s first husband.”

16 Responses to Marriage Jokes

  1. umar mukhtar September 30, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    that’s really a worth of respect. how i wish all men are like him.

  2. Zafar Iqbal September 29, 2012 at 7:46 PM #

    Nice jokes!!!!!

    But I agree with my “half” namesake, iqbal. There are many people who do care for their wives. I am one of them!!!!!!!!

  3. iqbal September 26, 2012 at 12:03 PM #

    l like them all but i wondered if still there some who care about his wife.correct me if there is 🙂

  4. sk ashif September 25, 2012 at 8:54 PM #

    A good show of ‘Sense of humor’ but not very funny!

  5. Riasat Ali September 25, 2012 at 6:07 PM #

    But why universally ‘wife’ is being accused for so many negative references as the readers are having experience of these articles and Quotes – may be Sara can help.

  6. Engineer September 25, 2012 at 5:54 PM #

    Are you married?

    • sharif123 September 25, 2012 at 11:23 PM #

      What a straight cover drive Engineer! Hope Sara will answer you soon.

    • RIYAS September 26, 2012 at 10:18 AM #


    • Ali - Admin September 29, 2012 at 3:36 PM #

      Good question Engineer!! 🙂

  7. Yunus September 25, 2012 at 4:52 PM #

    Endure your wife for they give you the cooling of your eyes (children) and ensure the continuity of your lineage.

  8. yas September 25, 2012 at 1:22 PM #

    Wives are sisters and mothers and they are the gift of allah to all of us. Imagine this world without them!!!!!

    • Ali - Admin September 25, 2012 at 1:56 PM #

      Infact there cannot be any world without them!!

  9. Ian September 25, 2012 at 1:06 PM #

    lol… That’s why i understand know why they are referred as :
    WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
    WIFE : Who Irritates For Everything

    • Ian September 25, 2012 at 1:50 PM #


  10. atta September 25, 2012 at 10:56 AM #

    wives are very nice

    • annonomous September 26, 2012 at 4:14 PM #