A car was involved in an accident on the main road. As expected a many people gathered around. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me see! Let me see! I am the brother of the victim.”
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
The Unlucky Man
There’s a man sitting in a juice centre just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a huge, shabby construction laborer comes in and, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The construction laborer says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another juice. I just can’t stand seeing a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a taxi to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The taxi driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife left me with the divorce papers on the table. I leave home and come to this juice center. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”