The Wealthy Businessman – Hilarious Ending

One afternoon, a wealthy Businessman was riding in the back of his limousine when he  saw two men eating grass by the roadside.

 He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the Businessman.

“But, sir, I have a wife and three children with me!”

“Bring them along!” said the Businessman.

He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.”

“But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered.

“Bring them, as well!” answered the Businessman, as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The Businessman replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”

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25 Responses to The Wealthy Businessman – Hilarious Ending

  1. Jola Animashaun May 2, 2014 at 1:03 PM #

    Business is business, not pleasure!
    Thanks FFJ.

  2. Roderick May 27, 2013 at 6:44 PM #

    I did smile at this bad joke!
    My dog is Mr Peel!

  3. RABAB February 17, 2013 at 6:32 AM #


  4. Sonah January 6, 2013 at 4:18 PM #

    ‘doubta kya nahin karta’.A desperate man will cling to anything to ensure the subsistence and survival of his family.

  5. ricshina December 30, 2012 at 8:02 AM #

    that was just crack up

  6. Umair November 15, 2012 at 9:20 PM #

    As usual good one.
    Ffj is a descent way to have a fresh start every day:)
    Allah bless u sarah.

  7. Mohamoud September 22, 2012 at 1:54 AM #

    No offense, but business is business. A businessman always makes sure that whenever he gives something away, he must get something else in return.

  8. Zafar Malik September 18, 2012 at 7:59 PM #

    Dear Sahra,If I’m not over stepping, then allow me to say that your jokes are old and stale, please put something new in your jokes, something original. Hope the truth shall not hurt you. Regards. Zafar.

  9. Anonymous September 18, 2012 at 6:03 PM #

    Business man..

  10. Mubarek AL-Amin September 18, 2012 at 6:01 PM #

    haha! very funny entrepreneur Man….

  11. Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 18, 2012 at 5:31 PM #

    It just remind one story of a businessman.
    He had 5 kids one night he announced that the one who will not dinner will get 10 bucks.
    nobody had dinner so he gave them the money.
    Next morning he announced the one who will give 10 bucks will get the food.

    really he was smart.

    • Sara - Admin September 23, 2012 at 2:15 PM #

      hahaha….lovely one Singh. Thanks.

    • sadeeya September 26, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

      VERY FUNNY hahahaha

      • Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 27, 2012 at 12:07 PM #

        thank u.

  12. Pritpal Singh Jhutti September 18, 2012 at 5:25 PM #

    a true businessman..

  13. shakil September 18, 2012 at 4:44 PM #

    How Naughty!

  14. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 3:54 PM #

    Trust a businessman to sniff an opportunity anywhere!!!!!!!
    Charity done by inviting poor people; and getting your lawn mowed!

    It is like killing two birds with one stone.

    But, a good one, Sara. Thanks.

  15. chemist mahmoud September 18, 2012 at 3:02 PM #

    where u from, Sara and ur fellas?

    • Sara - Admin September 23, 2012 at 2:16 PM #

      Any Guess?

      • chemist mahmoud September 23, 2012 at 3:36 PM #

        Egypt or Iraq….. better be in one of these

  16. sk ashif September 18, 2012 at 2:57 PM #

    So, he wants all of them to eat more grasses; Am I right?

  17. Sonah September 18, 2012 at 1:16 PM #

    Business first, and at all time.
    Reminds me of the story of an ailing father,who had all his family around him at this tragically last moment of his life. He was frustrated ,instead, and complained that no one was at the family shop during peak time.

    • Sara - Admin September 18, 2012 at 1:21 PM #

      hahah….lol.. great one sonah!!

    • Salahudheen September 19, 2012 at 12:26 PM #

      hahha ROFL

  18. Ian September 18, 2012 at 11:59 AM #

    A businessman really does have the ability to get profit from things you really can’t imagine. But it’s sad in this case.