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How to Fly an Aeroplane?

By on July 12, 2012 in ar, Jokes

Always wondering the pleasure of flying the aeroplane a airplane cleaner came early morning to clean the plane and saw a book “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Part I” on pilot’s seat.

He opened the book and started reading, “First Press the green button on right to start the engine.”

Well he did and the engine started.

He flipped to page 2 and it read Press purple button to start airplane moving on runway.”

He did and airplane started moving and catching up the speed.

He went to third page and it read, press the red button to take off the plane in air.”

He did and plane was flying. He started turning the pilot’s wheel and plane started circling, going up and down and was having lots of fun. He decided before any one knows to land the plane, go home and brag to his friends.”

He went to next page and it read in red “To land the plane successfully go to the nearby store and buy Part II for beginners.”


22 Responses to How to Fly an Aeroplane?

  1. sembo November 28, 2014 at 2:14 AM #

    what happened then?

  2. adegoke wahab September 11, 2013 at 8:06 PM #

    This is hilarious and half education is a problem

  3. fari April 25, 2013 at 12:18 PM #

    hahaha.its funny n intresting

  4. affan July 23, 2012 at 8:45 PM #

    The moral of the story: always read the last page of the book first

    • Sara - Admin July 25, 2012 at 1:02 PM #

      lol

    • Arabella October 18, 2012 at 3:37 PM #

      Lol

  5. Najeeb July 16, 2012 at 8:01 PM #

    The saying goes: Look before you leap!

  6. Nizam HM July 15, 2012 at 11:20 AM #

    The Holy Quran 17:36 says,

    And pusue not that of which thou hast no knowledge; for every act of hearing, or seeing or of (feeling in) heart will be inquired into.

  7. Mubarek AL-Amin July 13, 2012 at 5:09 PM #

    O thats terrible fail.

  8. smurf July 12, 2012 at 7:12 PM #

    funny but ooopss terrifying too…….

  9. Ian July 12, 2012 at 6:35 PM #

    Its good and its funny. plus I have learned a good lesson from this. This small humorous thing lets you refresh what you have forget .

    Having half knowledge is ok.(till you get the complete knowledge)
    But using half knowledge to start experimenting is STRICTLY NOT OK.

  10. ihtisham July 12, 2012 at 3:15 PM #

    hahhahahhaha Very funny but they should learn how to stop b4 starting….

  11. Hammad azam July 12, 2012 at 3:04 PM #

    ThatS why it is said learn stopping a vehicle first before you learn starting it
    Where is abier ?

  12. Hammad azam July 12, 2012 at 3:03 PM #

    ThatS why it is said learn stopping a vehicle first before you learn starting it

  13. M. Qanah July 12, 2012 at 2:42 PM #

    very old one. I always expect new materials.

  14. Asif July 12, 2012 at 2:07 PM #

    How he landed will be part 2 of the joke 😉

  15. sharif123 July 12, 2012 at 1:41 PM #

    Classic

  16. Umar Abdulrahman Okene July 12, 2012 at 12:49 PM #

    So… How did he land???????

    • Lakhani July 13, 2012 at 3:20 AM #

      At hospital.

    • fari April 25, 2013 at 12:20 PM #

      didnt land. direct flight

      • Ali - Admin April 27, 2013 at 1:10 PM #

        🙂