If you had a choice, what would you Prefer?

What would you prefer?

A friend asked Sameer: “If you had a choice, what would you prefer: Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?”

Without blinking an eyelid, Sameer replied: “Parkinson’s. Better to spill half a glass of Lemon Juice than to forget where you kept the bottle”


Can we have our Sir back?

While visiting a government school, the Head of the state Education sector became irritated at the mischevious students creating lot of noise in the class room, next door.

Angrily, he opened the door and caught hold of the tallest boy who seemed to be talking the most.

He dragged the boy out of the class to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, can we have our sir back?”

9 Responses to If you had a choice, what would you Prefer?

  1. hubaidat lawal August 7, 2012 at 4:55 PM #

    it very funny

  2. Nizam HM July 15, 2012 at 10:41 AM #

    I really sorry for the ignorance of the Education Officer, who had even no common sense to differentiate the teacher from students.

  3. Nizam HM July 15, 2012 at 10:35 AM #

    Nothing will come to you without the knowledge of Almighty. As per Allah, He will give what we ask, if it is asked in the proper way.

    To give an answer, I just write, Alzheimer’s. Because this disease could be traced before more than two decades of its attack, which is the result of recent research . So you have time to take appropriate actions as preventive measures

  4. kareem July 14, 2012 at 12:29 PM #

    so funny

  5. Paras July 14, 2012 at 11:04 AM #

    Very funny. Excellent!

    • Sara - Admin July 14, 2012 at 12:25 PM #

      Thanks Paras.

  6. Ian July 13, 2012 at 6:06 PM #

    Life never gives you choices , you know it the day it comes to you. Ah…. There is none worthy of worship but Allah, Surely death has agonies….

  7. Mubarek AL-Amin July 13, 2012 at 5:03 PM #


  8. Mubarek AL-Amin July 13, 2012 at 5:03 PM #

    If I had to choose what malady, it will be typing diseases……brian-less.