A lawyer, who was talking to his son about admission to college, said, “Sameer, what made you decide that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?”
“My point is,” answered Sameer, “have you ever hear anybody get up in a crowd and scream hysterically, ‘Is there a lawyer in the house?’ “
A Lawyer was addressing a doctor in court.
Lawyer: Dr. David, did you say the victim was stabbed in the park?
Dr. David: No, I said he was stabbed in the stomach.
Imran came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”
“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.
“Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s car windshield!”