London Olympics – Short & Funny Jokes

Olympic Boxing Analyst: Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

Olympic Football commentator: If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

Olympic Basketball analyst: He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

The great country India is back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

And the line up for the final of the Women’s swimming competition includes three Americans, two Germans, a Belgian, a Swede and a Frenchman. (Guy had to read the last word again FrenchMAN?)

That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

A: Because education pays off in the long run!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls

Q: How do soccer players stay cool?

A: They sit next to their fans!