Doctor & Patient – Funny Medical Jokes

Joke 1

While teaching his students, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.

“As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his leg bones are bent.”

The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”

“Well,” says the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

Joke 2

A severely injured patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.”

“Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the relatives.

“For a male brain, $200,000. For a female brain, $100,000,” replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.

But a small girl was unsatisfied and asked, “Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?”

“Standard pricing practice,” said the doctor.

“Women’s brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used.”

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10 Responses to Doctor & Patient – Funny Medical Jokes

  1. leoalam March 27, 2014 at 10:55 AM #

    Somebody told me women don’t have brain even….lol….is it right Sara??

  2. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 9:21 PM #


  3. mirza February 8, 2013 at 2:22 PM #

    amazing means tooooo gooooood

  4. Zubair Quadri January 16, 2013 at 4:56 PM #

    Sara u also women Right??

  5. binteislam June 26, 2012 at 9:36 AM #


  6. Hammad azam June 13, 2012 at 1:43 PM #

    I think even then it’s quite expensive because the grey matter won’t Be there amounting a few micrograms even after saving almost half the price and secondly he will be in trouble to have desires of …,.. And child bearing
    Plz save him

  7. feras June 13, 2012 at 11:09 AM #

    please can you change the background color to white one.

  8. Mubarek AL-Amin June 13, 2012 at 2:03 AM #

    2nd….one at least you choose your own into washing

  9. annomous June 12, 2012 at 7:56 PM #


  10. ALTHAF SUHAIL, VELLORE - INDIA June 12, 2012 at 3:49 PM #

    nice jokes, may Allah bless u with health & happiness.