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Husband & Wife Jokes – Mighty Funny

By on March 11, 2012 in Jokes

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: “Where the Hell are you …?”

Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary…

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Sure I remember it my dear.

Husband: I am in the cafe next to that jewellery shop!!

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Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?”

Wife: “You food! I am dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

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12 Responses to Husband & Wife Jokes – Mighty Funny

  1. Sabir May 15, 2012 at 6:41 PM #

    It’s so nice of you sara for posting decent and humorous jokes:)

  2. madooo12 March 18, 2012 at 3:49 PM #

    the two are really great, i can’t tell which is better

  3. Sister March 17, 2012 at 1:54 AM #

    The Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) said: “When a husband and wife look at each other with love, Allah looks at both of them with mercy.” (Sahih Bukhari 6:19 Tirmidhi)

  4. Shakabansh5 March 13, 2012 at 7:55 PM #

    heeeeeeeeeee funny

  5. Reason2choose March 13, 2012 at 5:28 AM #

    such a sensible jokes

  6. HAIDER ALI786 March 12, 2012 at 7:43 AM #

    hahaha amazing

  7. Mubarek Alamin85 March 11, 2012 at 10:39 PM #

    A+

  8. Anonymous March 11, 2012 at 3:09 PM #

    Great Sara, U are wonderful in publishing jokes. Make it alternate with moral stories.

    • Sara March 12, 2012 at 2:56 AM #

      Good Idea.

  9. M_adulraheem March 11, 2012 at 12:34 PM #

    lol

  10. Valid March 11, 2012 at 8:06 AM #

    need more than 2 jokes for an entire post…

  11. Ramadan March 11, 2012 at 6:52 AM #

    Good ones, thumb up