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How Do You Define…… – Hilarious

By on February 12, 2012 in ar, Funny Quotes, Jokes

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

School : A place where Parents pay and children play

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Doctor: A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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17 Responses to How Do You Define…… – Hilarious

  1. Jola Animashaun June 12, 2014 at 12:46 PM #

    Truly hilarious! 😀 😀 😀 😀
    Can’t stop laughing.
    Thanks Ali and the entire ffj team.

  2. Nou November 8, 2012 at 2:04 PM #

    you made my day too…BTW i came early today and it seems that my boss still ZZzzzzz 😀

    • Ali - Admin November 8, 2012 at 3:43 PM #

      hahaha

  3. Ado March 27, 2012 at 6:01 AM #

    Sara,
    These another marvelous pieces, they are all true and real

  4. Anonymous February 20, 2012 at 9:02 AM #

    sorry, I commented wrongly. I wanted to post it for another issue.

  5. Anasko85 February 20, 2012 at 8:50 AM #

    I said it to Bashar in one of my comments,  “leave and leave your people live peacefully”

  6. panayoti February 13, 2012 at 9:20 AM #

    very logical

  7. panayoti February 13, 2012 at 9:20 AM #

    very logical

  8. HAIDER ALI786 February 13, 2012 at 5:40 AM #

    NICE ONE AND TRUE MEANINGS ;))

  9. saidani miloudi February 12, 2012 at 10:43 PM #

    Hilarious an adjective meaning ticklish Hi Mr curious isn’t it

  10. Anonymous February 12, 2012 at 2:46 PM #

    i liked them,
    but please change the school, it’s a place where parents pay for their children to waste their day

  11. Khanjee797 February 12, 2012 at 1:26 PM #

    All definations are the “BEST”.

  12. nguyen89 February 12, 2012 at 12:02 PM #

    dat  was a good one!

  13. Humayundaud February 12, 2012 at 10:13 AM #

    nice 🙂 …

  14. Abier February 12, 2012 at 8:58 AM #

    all of them were hilarious but experience, yawn and “etc.” was def. the best 😀

  15. Faraz Mohammed Syed February 12, 2012 at 8:55 AM #

    Boss def is best!

  16. Engineer February 12, 2012 at 7:19 AM #

    Nice. You make my day.