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Secret of Long & Happy Life

By on October 15, 2011 in Jokes

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. 

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said.”What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a full-fat milk bottle a day, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”

“Twenty-six,” he said.

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12 Responses to Secret of Long & Happy Life

  1. Haider Ali786 October 17, 2011 at 4:49 AM #

    HAHAAHHAHA NICE ONE

  2. Zahed October 17, 2011 at 3:24 AM #

    Nice jokes, enjoyed

  3. Abier October 15, 2011 at 9:49 PM #

    lol glad that i’m not like her 😛

  4. Anonymous October 15, 2011 at 8:05 PM #

    that’s a good way to live shorter

  5. Anonymous October 15, 2011 at 8:05 PM #

    that’s a good way to live shorter

  6. Junedayz October 15, 2011 at 7:22 PM #

    loool. hes happy that hes going to die soon?
    this means happiness=carelessness or vise versa 😛

  7. Reef2005 October 15, 2011 at 6:32 PM #

    That made me laugh. Thank you.

    • Sara October 16, 2011 at 6:20 PM #

      Thanks Reef. Nice to know your enjoyed.

  8. Shakabansh5 October 15, 2011 at 11:27 AM #

    Hi Sara : He still young but later on will be very danger for his health with out doing any exercise

  9. Ifi105 October 15, 2011 at 10:09 AM #

    healthy life style keeps you healthy

  10. Rami El Afandy October 15, 2011 at 10:06 AM #

    El hamd lellah, I has been almost 2.5 years that I have only been eating healthy food 🙂
    (of course except every now and then 🙂 )

  11. Nohan166 October 15, 2011 at 7:14 AM #

    very long life