A big construction company recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. “You will get all the usual benefits and you can go to the canteen for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”.
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our Technical Assistant has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?”
The cannibals all shook their heads indicating “no”.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the Technical Assistant?”
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool!! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed anything, but no, you had to go and eat someone who actually works!!!!”
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to make others do work is i think more difficult … a job of supervisors n managers ..
cannibal..they stories are funny…
i had a test with a story about them…
lets just say it ended with the man eating a Canadian tourist!
it is a fact haha
it is a fact haha
It is not a fact !!
Managers do alot and important works.
I’m still not a manager yet. (:
good joke
haaa looool
i would laugh even more if this was turned into a short video lmao ;p
Thanks!
well I think they are right most managers do little work
but why did he hire human flesh eaters at the beginning
great joke
it’s nice
It’s nice. Poor Cannibal, his job is on line!! Don’t touch the people who works.
True….lol.!!
it’s nice, my boss really doesn’t work i hate bosses (unless i’m the boss or the boss actually works) =D
It’s old but still funny