Once there was a rich man who had a mango tree in his courtyard. All was going well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his courtyard at night and eat his mangoes from the tree.
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the rich man’s sign. When the man returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that none of the mangoes were missing, but the sign next to his read, “Now there are two!”