Is there any way for long life?

Short Jokes

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Doctor: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Don’t you think it’s unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice”?


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.


The doctor took his patient into his office and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

The patient said, “Give me the good news.”

The doctor said, “They’re going to name a disease after you.”


A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,

Head, I go to sleep.

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


9 Responses to Is there any way for long life?

  1. fatoyinbo juliet omolola May 26, 2012 at 4:29 PM #

    The last one is thought provoking, thanks Sara

  2. Abier November 21, 2011 at 7:16 AM #

    lol! the last one is hillarious xD

  3. mustafa August 17, 2011 at 11:40 AM #

    liked the student one

  4. HAIDER ALI786 August 17, 2011 at 8:37 AM #


  5. Saraabdullah75 August 17, 2011 at 12:22 AM #


  6. Ghassane Jammal August 17, 2011 at 12:02 AM #

    I really liked the last one! LOL

  7. Saidu Halidu August 16, 2011 at 10:00 PM #

    About the couple holding hands during wedding . Marriage should not be seen as a terrible institution. Though those in it want to get out and those out want to get in. Double stroke.

  8. Junedayz August 16, 2011 at 5:34 PM #

    hahaha!!!this is some good stuff~ these jokes always make my day..and the kid with the coin his hillarious! it means hes never going to do some work!!!

  9. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 16, 2011 at 10:13 AM #

    lmaoooo nice jokes…wanted to crack jokes yesterday in my math class lol
    nd i find the husband-wife jokes hilariousss 😛