Is there any way for long life?

Short Jokes

Man: Is there any way for long life?

Doctor: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Don’t you think it’s unnerving that doctors call what they do “Practice”?

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

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The doctor took his patient into his office and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

The patient said, “Give me the good news.”

The doctor said, “They’re going to name a disease after you.”

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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,

Head, I go to sleep.

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!