True & Funny Life Quotes

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


 To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


 The road to success??? Is always under construction.


 In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.


 All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.


 Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


 Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works.


 If at first you don’t succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


 You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


 Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


 As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken… If it is bad, it happens!


 He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.


 If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is already gone.


 Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


 When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


 If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.


Especially for Engg. students – If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


 You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


 The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.


 If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

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14 Responses to True & Funny Life Quotes

  1. SHAIKH UMAIRUDDIN October 30, 2014 at 10:23 PM #


  2. konda satyanarayana January 14, 2014 at 2:15 PM #

    The irony of life is thus defined as tragic comedy.

  3. Rosetty October 20, 2013 at 12:50 AM #

    Most of these always happen to me!!!????????????????

  4. P.Callychurn April 25, 2013 at 1:04 PM #

    Realities and Paradoxes. Wisdom thoughts garbed in funny uniforms.

    • Ali - Admin April 27, 2013 at 1:10 PM #

      Philosophically commented 🙂

  5. Syed A K January 23, 2013 at 10:15 AM #

    most of the things happens in our daily lives. but please dont get disappointed. read them for fun. and keep trying for GOOD

  6. Shakabansh5 August 24, 2011 at 6:58 PM #

    I agree with most of these quotes rite.

  7. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 18, 2011 at 7:20 PM #

    hahaa lmao nice ones and i think i should use some lol
    Thanksss 😛

  8. aakhab August 17, 2011 at 10:09 PM #

    Also add this fact “Whenever you’ve a party the gas vessel is empty.”

  9. Ibnasifullah August 17, 2011 at 5:08 PM #

    the person who collected these quotes is a negative thinker. be always positive and do not be over confident.

  10. Junedayz August 17, 2011 at 2:07 PM #

    wallah so true! the one about the bus always happens!

  11. mustafa August 17, 2011 at 12:18 PM #

     You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

    liked that one

  12. Mohamed Diaa August 17, 2011 at 8:14 AM #

    most funny one was the road under construction :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  13. Anonymous August 17, 2011 at 6:58 AM #

    Hahahahahaha SOOOO true!!