True & Funny Life Quotes

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

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 To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

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 The road to success??? Is always under construction.

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 In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

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 All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

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 Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

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 Everyone has a scheme of getting rich, Which never works.

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 If at first you don’t succeed? Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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 You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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 Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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 As soon as you mention something, If it is good, it is taken… If it is bad, it happens!

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 He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

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 If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is already gone.

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 Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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 When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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 If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

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Especially for Engg. students – If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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 You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

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 The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

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 If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.