A primary school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor people, would I get into Heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the house every day, mopped the floor, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again the answer was “No!”
“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
HELL AND HEAVEN IS HERE
IT IS FOR US TO DECIDE ABOUT OUR LIFE
TO BE HEL OR TO HEAVE
EVERYBODY LIKES TO GO TO HEAVEN…..BUT………..?
NOBODY WANTS TI DIE .
clever Answer…!!
what a joke
can’t imagine the teachers condition!! :/
the child is not only right, but wants to be free of that teacher and homework, scolding and spanking!
so wise so stright
very nice and funny
hahah!!! thats funny
kids are so straightforward when they say the truth
children are wiser
well thats a good idea
@Humayundaud I want to die ..
ha loool 🙂
True that!! lol
Smart kid hahahahaha 😛
Funny… I imagined the kid when he told the teacher that…LOL
Funny… I imagined the kid when he told the teacher that…LOL
haha,
nice moral from the story: “Everyone wants to be in heaven but no one wants to die!” …
You got the right moral… true damn true
GO0D ANSWER KID…
GR8
I Like children answer.
The children’s are so pure, straight for word and simple.