The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble,
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week
they are not funny, they are wise.
hahha! most of them are true though!
very nice quotes! thank you sara 🙂
Thanks Ghassane.
some are quite good
but i prefer long stories
lmaooo really liked MOST of them lol
thanks 😛
Very nice and true ;D
The most I loved was the incoming train, as I hv always heard, be patient, there will be light at the end of the tunnel & here comes a train & all yr problems are solved
The train will not solve your problems but might kill you.
these ar’nt joke but tru facts man