John & the Fool – Hilarious Joke

John walked into a sports cafeteria around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a fool at the cafeteria.
And stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The fool looked at John and said,
“Do you think he’ll jump?”
John said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The fool replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
“You’re on!”
Just as the fool placed his money on the bar,…
The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The fool was very upset,
But willingly handed his $20 to John.
“Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
John replied, “I can’t take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump.”
The fool replied, “I did, too,
But I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
John took the money.


7 Responses to John & the Fool – Hilarious Joke

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  2. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH May 19, 2013 at 2:38 PM #



  3. Sonah February 12, 2013 at 11:48 AM #

    The fool in the time of Shakespeare, as repeatedly projected in his plays was a witty but brilliant person, and could jokingly make statement of wisdom, and fairness. This fool possesses those qualities, but seems to have grown old and irrational.

  4. warium October 31, 2012 at 12:17 PM #


  5. Goldypearl June 1, 2011 at 10:27 AM #

    the word fool is not enough to describe this “fool”

    • Abier June 1, 2011 at 9:10 PM #

      totally agree with you 😀

      • Sara June 2, 2011 at 1:28 PM #

        Me too